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Sheri Webber

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5/24/2006 9:42:09 PM
It's the summer of 1957 and Harold goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Harold's a pretty hip guy with his own car and a duck tail hairdo. When he goes to the front door, Peggy Sue's mother answers and invites him in. "Peggy Sue's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?" she says. That's cool! Peggy Sue's mother asks Harold what they're planning to do. Harold replies politely that they will probably just go to the malt shop or to a drive-in movie. Peggy Sue's mother responds, "Why don't you kids go out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it." Naturally this comes as quite a surprise to Harold and he says "Wha...aaat?" "Yeah," says Peggy Sue's mother, "We know Peggy Sue really likes to screw; why, she'd screw all night if we let her!" Harold's eyes light up and he smiles from ear to ear. Immediately, he has revised the plans for the evening. A few minutes later, Peggy Sue comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt with her saddle shoes, and announces that she's ready to go. Almost breathless with anticipation, Harold escorts his date out the front door while Mom is saying, "Have a good evening kids," with a small wink for Harold. About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled Peggy Sue rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her and screams at her mother: "Dammit, Mom! The Twist! The Twist! It's called The Twist!"
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Deborah Skovron

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5/24/2006 10:25:02 PM
Hi, That was too funny. I could almost go back in time and see my Mom doing that.LOL Thank you for the enormous giggle. Your Friend Deborah
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5/24/2006 10:54:33 PM
Hey Sheri, Yeah 1957, It's all coming back now. I had a red Ford convertible with a white top and seats with spokes and skirts. And I also had a ducktail, but I was already married and had my first daughter. We loved to twist. Thanks for sharing great joke! All the BEST! Herb
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5/25/2006 12:21:48 AM
Good one, Sheri, the poor frustrated boy!
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5/26/2006 12:05:06 AM
i was 10, but right now i have a special twist friend who is no 15 and will only dance with me.
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