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Hi everyone,
For all non-australians a dunny is a toilet!
I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the
other cubicle saying: "Hi, how are you?"
Now I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's toilet at
a service station but, I don't know what got into me, so I answered,
somewhat embarrassedly: "Doin Just Fine!"
And the other guy says: "So what are you up too?"
What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too
bizarre so I say: "Uhhh I'm like you, just travelling east!"
At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear
another question. "Can I come over to your place later on? "
Ok, this question is just wacky but I figured I could just be polite and
end the conversation. I tell him, "Well, I have company over so today is a
bad day for me!"
Then I hear the guy say nervously...
"LISTEN, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the
other cubicle who keeps answering all my questions!"
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I am five feet, three inches tall and pleasingly plump.
Recently, after I had a minor accident, my mother accompanied me
to the emergency room.
The ER nurse asked for my height and weight, and I responded in
a serious tone, "Five-foot-eight, 125 pounds."
While the nurse pondered this information, my mother leaned over
to me ... "Sweetheart," she gently chided, "this is not the Internet."
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Thanks
Leanne Busby
http://www.aussie-money-tree.biz
http://www.aussie-money-tree.info
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