Hello Everyone,
At a country-club party a young man was introduced to an
attractive girl. Immediately he began paying her court and
flattering her outrageously. The girl liked the young man, but
she was taken a bit aback by his fast and ardent pitch. She was
amazed when after 30 minutes he seriously proposed marriage.
"Look," she said. "We only met a half hour ago. How can you be
so sure? We know nothing about each other."
"You're wrong," the young man declared. "For the past 5 years
I've been working in the bank where your father has his account.
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"Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle."
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I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone's golf game.
It is called an eraser.
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I like that last tip..lol
Thanks
Leanne Busby
http://www.aussie-money-tree.biz
http://www.aussie-money-tree.info
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