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A husband had just finished reading a new book, "YOU can be the
MAN of
YOUR House".
He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife.
Pointing a finger in her face, he said sternly, "From now on,
YOU need to
know that I AM the MAN of this house, and my word is law! You
will
prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating
my meal,
you will serve me a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after
dinner, you
are going to go upstairs with me, and we will have the sex that
I want.
After that, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax. You
will
wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then you
will massage
my feet and hands. Then after that's done, guess who's going to
dress me
and comb my hair?"
His wife replied, "The funeral director would be my guess."
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