What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch? A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes. What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette? Brown-bagging it. What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure? No one else wants it. Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners? So brunettes can remember them. What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes? Invisible. What is the difference between a brunette and garbage? Garbage gets taken out at least once a week. What's a brunette's mating call? "Has the blonde left yet?"

Hello, Larry! Well, I guess the blondes have to have their day once in awhile. You have to find some red-head jokes (which aren't dirty) and pick on them, too. I've only heard supersitions rather than jokes concerning my hair color while growing up. Kate

Hi Larry. Enjoy you post.You put a smile on my face. Thanks kid

Hi Larry, Good ones! So who did the Blonde hire to think these up? hehehe

Hi Larry. Those were funny. Are we redheads safe from jokes? Your Good Friend Deborah