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Hello Everyone I think you all need a good laugh today,Here's something to get you started!
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My wife left me... I don't understand.
After our last child was born, she told me we had to cut back on
expenses; I had to give up drinking beer.
I was not a big drinker, maybe a 12-pack on weekends.
Anyway, I gave it up, but I noticed the other day when she came
home from grocery shopping the receipt included $45 in makeup.
I said, "Wait a minute. I've given up beer and you haven't given
up anything!"
She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for
you."
I told her, "Whoa, that's what the beer was for!"
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911 Call: A man called 911 and spoke frantically into the phone,
"My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" the dispatcher asked.
"No, you idiot!" the man shouted.
"This is her husband!"
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A woman meant to call a record store, but dialed the wrong
number and got a private home instead.
"Do you have 'Eyes of Blue' and 'A Love Supreme?'" she asked.
"Well, no," answered the puzzled homeowner. "But I have a wife
and eleven children."
"Is that a record?" she inquired, puzzled in her turn.
"I don't think so," replied the man, "but it's as close as I
want to get."
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HA HA HA...Hope you enjoyed them.
Thanks
Leanne Busby
http://www.aussie-money-tree.biz
http://www.aussie-money-tree.info
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