Skin Graft
A man and a woman get into a car wreck. Although the husband didn't
suffer any major injuries the wife's face was badly burnt. The doctors
suggested a skin graft, but since the wife was already to skinny they
could not use her skin. So the husband offered to donate some of his, and
since the husband was a very hairy man the only place that they could
take from the husband was his butt.
The surgery was a huge success and after that everyone that the lady
knew would come up to her and tell her how great her skin looked and that
they had never seen such a fair complexion.
The wife went up to her husband and asked how she could ever repay him.
He looked at her and said "I have all of the thanks that I need every
time I see your mom kiss you on the cheek!"
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Now that was just wrong! LOL! :) Funny though!
Marilyn L. Ali
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