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Excuse me...I have to use the Bathroom.
4/26/2006 7:02:29 PM
"Michael, If you were on a date, having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the rest room?" the teacher asked. "Just a minute, I have to go pee", he said. The teacher replied,"That would be rude and impolite. What about you? Paul, how would you say it?" "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll be right back." The teacher responded,"That's better, but it's still not very mannerly to say the word 'bathroom' at the table." "And you Johnny, are you able to use your intelligence for once and show us your good manners." I would say: "Darling, may I please be excused for a moment, I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after dinner." The teacher fainted.
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Re: Excuse me...I have to use the Bathroom.
4/26/2006 11:26:09 PM
Hello Sheri, LOL, good one !! Thank you for the laugh my friend Take care Sheri respectfully,
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Re: Excuse me...I have to use the Bathroom.
4/26/2006 11:37:39 PM
Hi Sherri, That was good. I just have one question. How come the first person she asked was named Michael? Oh, excuse me. I just saw an old friend. Let me go shake his hand. Your Friend Mike http://michaeljcaron.tripod.com http://www.programhoppers.com?5695 This program really works. Try it out.
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Re: Excuse me...I have to use the Bathroom.
4/27/2006 3:00:48 PM
Hi Sheri, How funny, I really enjoy your humor. Your Friend Deborah
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irish maths test
4/28/2006 5:56:49 PM
THINK THIS ONES OK SHERI===ROBIN   An Irishman wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes a little math test. Here is your first question, the foreman said.  "Without using numbers, represent the number 9." "Without numbers?"  The Irishman says, "Dat is easy." And proceeds to draw three trees. "What's this?" the boss asks? "Ave you got no brain? Tree and tree and tree make nine," says the Irishman. "Fair enough," says the boss.  "Here's your second question.  Use the same rules, but this time the number is 99." The  Irishman stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture that he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree. "Ere you go." The boss scratches his head and says, "How on earth do you get that to represent 99?" "Each of da trees is dirty now.  So, it's dirty tree, and dirty tree, and dirty tree.  Dat is 99." The boss is getting worried that he's going to actually have to hire this Irishman, so he says, "All right, last question.  Same rules again, but represent the number 100." The  Irishman stares into space some more, then he picks up the picture again and makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says, "Ere you go.  One hundred." The boss looks at the attempt.  "You must be nuts if you think that represents a hundred!" The  Irishman leans forward and points to the marks at the base of each tree and says, "A little dog come along and crap by each tree.  So now you got dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and dirty tree and a turd, which makes one hundred SO WHEN DO I START THEN
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