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Hi Everyone,
A bricklayer at my husband's construction job routinely
complained about the contents of his lunch box. "I'm sick and
tired of getting the same old thing!" he shouted one day.
"Tonight I'll set my wife straight."
The next day the men could hardly wait until lunchtime to hear
what happened. "You bet I told her off," the bricklayer boasted.
"I said, 'No more of the same old stuff. Be creative!' We had
one heck of a fight, but I got my point across.
He had indeed. In front of an admiring audience, he opened his
lunch box to find that his wife had packed a coconut- and a
hammer.
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One day, after a man had his annual physical, the doctor came
out and said, "You had a great checkup. Is there anything that
you'd like to talk about or ask me?"
"Well," he said, "I was thinking about getting a vasectomy."
"That's a pretty big decision. Have you talked it over with your
family?"
"Yeah, and they're in favor 15 to 1."
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Have a good day!
Thanks Leanne Busby
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