A Kentuckian was stopped by a rookie game warden He had an ice chest full of fish. He was leaving a cove well known for its fishing. The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?" "Naw, sir, I ain't got none of them there licenses, no. I didn't catch um. These here are my pet fish." "Pet fish?" said the rookie game warden. "Yep. Every night I take these here fish down to da lake and let them swim 'round for a while. Then I whistle and splash the water and they jump rat back into this here ice chest. Then I take em back home." That's a bunch of Bolony!!! Fish can't do that!" says the warden The Kentuckian looked at the game warden for a moment and then said, "It's the truth Mr. Government man, I'll show you. It really works." "Okay," said the game warden, " I've GOT to see this!" The Kentuckian poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited. After several minutes, the game warden turned to him and said, "Well?" Well, what?" said the Kentuckian. The warden said, "When are you going to call them back?" The Kentuckian said, "Call who back?" "The FISH!" replied the warden. "What fish?" answered the Kentuckian

Hi Sheri which goes to show that the hillbillies aren't dumb after all

Here's one for you! Wedding Test My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year when we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, and my friends encouraged me. My girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me. That one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight miniskirts, and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me, and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister calls and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she could not overcome and did not really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and could not say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top, she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house and walked straight toward my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes, he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We could not ask for a better man for our daughter! Welcome to the family!" The moral of this story is ... Always keep your condoms in your car.

Sheri,, Thanks Again. Your Friend Elbert L ( gouardhead ) .

Thank you Sheri and Bev. Nice to finish my day with a laugh. This is not so much a joke as it is uplifting. Thought you might like: http://www.eightprinciples.com/ Enjoy! :)