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Hello Everyone,
Hope you have a great St Patricks day,
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Murphy applied for a fermentation operator post at a famous Irish firm based in Dublin. An American applied for the same job and since both applicants had similar qualifications, they were asked to take a test by the Manager. When the results were in, amazingly, both men had only one wrong answer.
The manager went to Murphy and said, "
Thank you for coming to the interview, but we’ve decided to give the American the job."
Murphy, "And why would you be doing that? We both got 19 questions correct. This being Ireland and me being Irish surely I should get the job."
Manager, "
We have made our decision not on the correct answers, but on the question you missed."
Murphy, "
And just how would one incorrect answer be better than the other?"
Manager, "
Simple. On question number 7 the American wrote down, 'I don’t know.' "
You put down, "Neither do I."
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Two heads are better than one.
An American tourist travelling in County Clare came across a little antique shop in which he was lucky enough to pick up, for a mere 200 Irish punts ($350), the skull of Brian Boru*. Joke Brian Boru Skull
Included in the price was a certificate of the skull's authenticity, signed by Brian Boru himself.
Fifteen years later the tourist returned to Ireland and asked the man from Clare, who owned the antique shop, if he had any more bargains.
"I've got the very thing for you," said the shopkeeper, "It's the genuine skull of Brian Boru."Joke Brian Boru Skull
"You cheat," exploded the American, "You sold me that fifteen years ago," and producing the skull added loudly, "Look, they're not even the same size."
"You have got it wrong," opined the seller, '" This is the skull of Brian Boru when he was a lad."
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* Brian Boru (940 to 1014) managed the rare feat of uniting Ireland. In a turning point in the war with the Vikings, Brian Boru defeated the Viking leader Ivar in single combat. Not only was Brian successful in battle, but he also had at least 4 wives and founded the O'Brien clan.
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