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Hi Everyone,
I'm sure a few can relate to this...lol
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Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One! ONLY ONE!!!!
And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb!
They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED
OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE
DAYS before they figured it out. And, once
they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to
find the stupid light bulbs despite the fact
that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the
past 17 YEARS!
But if they did, by some miracle of God,
actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair
they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID
light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!!
AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE
FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!!
BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!!
IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM
THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP
THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE
AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND DON'T EVEN
GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE TOILET
PAPER ROLL !! . . .
I'm sorry. What was the question?
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Ha ha ha ha ha....
Thanks
Leanne Busby
Be quick for this one,it will be HUGE
http://www.leaderspowerline.com/?riverrat
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