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A little boy and a little girl attended the same
school and became
friends. Every day they would sit together to eat
their lunch. They discovered
that they both brought chicken sandwiches every day!
This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades,
until one day he noticed that her sandwich wasn't a
chicken sandwich. He said, "Hey, how come you're not
eating chicken, don't you like it anymore?"
She said "I love it but I have to stop eating it."
"Why?" He asked.
She pointed to her lap and said "Because I'm starting
to grow little feathers down there!"
"Let me see" he said.
"Okay" and she pulled up her skirt. He looked
and said, "That's right. You are! Better not eat any
more chicken."
He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he
brought peanut butter. He said to the little girl, "I
have to stop eating chicken sandwiches, I'm starting
to get feathers down there
too! "
She asked if she could look, so he pulled down his
pants for her.
She said" Oh, my God, It's too late for you!! You've
already got the neck and the gizzards!!!
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