Hello my friends, Heres a funny for you,Have a great week,kathy martin One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, "Lord, I have a problem!" "What's the problem, Eve?" "Lord, I know You've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and All of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedy snake, but I'm Just not happy." "Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above. "Lord, I am lonely. And I'm sick to death of apples." "Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you." "What's a 'man', Lord?" "This man will be a flawed creature, with aggressive tendencies, an enormous Ego and an inability to empathize or listen to you properly. All in all, He'll give you a hard time. But, he'll be bigger and faster and more Muscular than you. He'll be really good at fighting and kicking a ball about And hunting fleet-footed ruminants, and will help to populate the Earth." "Sounds great," says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow. "Yeah, well. He's better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick. But, you Can only have him on one condition." "What's that, Lord?" "You'll have to let him believe that I made him first."

Hi Kathy, Way to go. Keep us on our toes. You'll be giving "crafty" a run for her money with the good jokes. Ron S.

HI Kathy, Thanks so much for this joke. I really enjoyed it and thought it was quite funny! Thanks for sharing. Marilyn

A man is hunting in the woods and is not having any luck. He finds himself near a brook and decides to wade into the water to cool off. While enjoying the scenery, a gigantic grisley bear walks out from between the trees and begins coming toward him. The man, with no shoes on and his rifle on the bank, drops to his knees and prays. "Heavenly Father, please make this bear a Christian." Just as he says AMEN, the bear stops in his tracks about ten feet from him. The bear then drops to his knees and prays. "Thank you Father for this meal I am about to receive."

Hello Mark, Thank you for your story you got me laughing,It does feel great to laugh huh???thanks my friend,kathy