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Marion Tucker

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Your Sunday Smile :-) 2/5/2006 (What Religion Is Your Bra?)
2/3/2006 10:45:51 PM
He He!!! Hello My Dear Adland Pro Family, What Religion is Your Bra? A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife. What type of bra?" asked the clerk. Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type? Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, colour and material imaginable. Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from. Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied: There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer? Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them. The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple... The Catholic type supports the masses. The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen, The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills. Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters ued to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed! (A} Almost Boobs... {B} Barely there. {C} Can't Complain! {D} Dang! {DD}Double dang! {E} Enormous! {F} Fake. {G} Get a Reduction. {H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up ! Send this to all that will appreciate it! They forgot the German bra. Holtzemfromfloppen Have A Blessed Sunday! Marion :-)
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Re: Your Sunday Smile :-) 2/5/2006 (What Religion Is Your Bra?)
2/3/2006 11:00:15 PM
Well everyone, I think I am loosing it. Please forgive me as it is only Saturday, LOL! Oh well, enjoy anyway or save until Sunday. God Bless! Marion
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Re: Your Sunday Smile :-) 2/5/2006 (What Religion Is Your Bra?)
2/3/2006 11:05:08 PM

Wow! Very educational!! And it's not even Sunday yet.

Keep up the good work, Marion. :)

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Re: Your Sunday Smile :-) 2/5/2006 (What Religion Is Your Bra?)
2/3/2006 11:06:42 PM
Hi! Marion.... I thought I was losing my mind, but that's okay. Thanks for the joke! I'll read it again on Suday and have another laugh!! Your friend Davy PS I remember when women were burning their bras, but that was another time... Oh well... DB
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Re: Your Sunday Smile :-) 2/5/2006 (What Religion Is Your Bra?)
2/3/2006 11:12:53 PM
Hi Gurmit, I know and I am embarrassed! Blush! Blush! God Bless! Marion
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