Hi Everyone I like this one! **************************** A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer. The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings." The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer. The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, "We don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings." The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings" The bear goes to the end of the bar, and, as promised, eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer. The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs." The bear says, "I'm NOT on drugs." The bartender says, "You are now. That was a barbitchyouate ! ***************************** Try and say that joke after youve had a few beers...lol Thanks Leanne Busby

Hi (hic) Leanne I tryed (hic) to do that(hic) and it is (hic) impossible

Hi Leanne, The bone-headed bartender should make an exception for blabbermouthed bears because bar bitches are beautiful to behold. I enjoy an occasional episode of alliteration idiosyncrasy - you guessed it - I'm an alliterate idiot. Bill Dugan