Hi Everyone,
Here's a good one!
A couple came to the police department, wanting to dispose of
some ammunition. They handed the desk officer a wooden box and
said that it contained two shells an uncle had given them as
souvenirs from World War II.
"We didn't know what to do with them," the woman explained. "So
all these years, we've kept the shells in the bottom drawer of
the china cabinet, away from our children."
The officer assured the couple he'd dispose of the ammunition
safely. But when he took one out of the box the top came off,
revealing a strange black substance. His suspicions aroused, the
officer removed the top of the other shell and found a hard
white substance.
There was no doubt about it. They were souvenir salt and pepper
shakers.
Thanks
Leanne Busby
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