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Hello everyone.
Pam, decided to cheer me up, or make fun of me (not to sure which) & sent me this email I will share with you all.
After the email I have some important info that you are going to want to see.
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Why Am I tired?
For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep, not enough sunshine, too much pressure from my job, earwax build-up, poor blood or anything else I could think of.
But now I found out the real reason:
I'm tired because I'm overworked.
Here's why:. . .The population of this country is 273 million.
140 million are retired.
That leaves 133 million to do the work.
There are 85 million in school.
Which leaves 48 million to do the work.
Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government.
Leaving 19 million to do the work.
2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden.
Which leaves 16.2 million to do the work.
Take from that total the 14.8 million people who work for state and city governments.
And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.
Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.
Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.
That leaves just two people to do the work.
You and me.
And there you are sitting on your ass, at your computer, reading jokes.
Nice. Real nice.
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I think she still loves me!
Right, now for the important bit.
On ABC news this morning, I saw two pieces of information I know you are all going to want.
The first, is for Americans, but try it anyway, you never know.
To get a free, (YES FREE) DVD from the goverment on Identity theft & how to avoid it.
Call (888)-878-3256
It is no con or anything, I rang the number this morning & ordered mine, they even ask how many copies I wanted...... Delivery time is within 4 weeks.
The second news piece which will interest everyone World-Wide, is a new spyware (well 'newish') site, with so many goodies to download, that you will be cleaning your computer for the whole weekend. Find it at.
http://www.stopbadaware.org
Have a great weekend, have fun, but stay safe.
Your Security Friend in Las Vegas.
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