Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope? A: I'm stuck on you. Q: What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day? A: Forget-me-nuts. Q: What happens when you fall in love with a french chef? A: You get buttered up. Q: What is the difference between a girl who is sick of her boyfriend and a sailor who falls into the ocean? A: One is bored over a man the other is a man overboard. Q: What is a vampire's sweetheart called? A: His ghoul-friend. Q: Why did the banana go out with the prune? A: Because it couldn't get a date. Q: Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable? A: Because it's all heart.

Hello Linda! :-) That was some cute valentine jokes. It made me laugh. LaNell

Hey Linda, Very cute!! Thanks for the smile! :-) Your friend, Beth

Thanks for calling Linda

Hi Linda, It is good to receive your jokes again, I have not seen any from you in several days or maybe I did not get the message to come view? I hope everything your end is OK. Kind regards Amanda Martin-Shaver