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Personal Ads That Were Probably NEVER Answered
SWM: Roommate needed for six bedroom north side condo.
$800/month plus 1/2 utilities. Must enjoy garlic,
taxidermy & clock repair.
SWF: Seeks any M, age 16-52, for immediate marriage.
Willing to beg. Call 24/hours, 7/days 1-800-I'm-4you.
SWM: 39, enjoys assault rifles, heavy drinking, and
testosterone.
Seeks like-minded SF, W only, to listen to political
conspiracy theories
and help stock secluded mountain shelter. Don't
bother to write, I already know where you live.
SWF: 25, enjoys poetry recitals, interpretive dance,
herb tea, New Age
music, Communing with Gaian nature spirits, and Jello
sculpting.
Seeks aloof, analytic whimp.
SWM: 59, wide range of interests including: Star Trek,
Battlestar Galactica, Power Rangers, and Sea Quest.
ISO compatible F.
SM: Seeking an adventurous SF Interested in underwater
bondage with or
w/o scuba gear And albino livestock breeding. No
weirdos please.
SBM: Vegetarian Truck-driving Republican juggler
Wishes to meet woman
of similar interests Must be ambidextrous.
DWF: Crazy ppl Need Love Too. If you enjoy destroying
good furniture, Police lineups and locking your
friends in closets, We already have three things in
common !
Let's get together.
DM: Physician, 35 Desires to meet that special woman
with real inner
beauty. Send latest X-rays.
DWM: Compulsive Liar Seeks beautiful woman to share my
million dollar
Riviera chateau. Visa Gold Card a must. Private plane
a plus.
SWM: 32, my life's work is verifying, in detail, all
the episodes shown
on"The X-Files". ISO SWF with like dedication. Must be
willing to travel a lot
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