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Welcome Adland friends & visitors
Wishing everyone a "Happy Easter"!
It's "Good Friday" and I wanted to share computer jokes instead of a tip. Some are cute, some to me are not, but you might like them!!! Don't have a clue who wrote these jokes, it wasn't me!
► Computer Jokes
You know you work on a "Hell Desk" when...
- You find yourself typing 'com' after every period when using a word processor.
- You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
- You start introducing yourself as john.smith@freespace.net.
- Your spouse drapes a wig over your monitor to remind you what they look like.
- All your friends have an '@' in their name.
- You can't call your mother - she doesn't have a modem.
- You tell the cab driver you live at: http://13.elm.street/house/bluetrim.html
- You move into a new house and decide to netscape before you landscape.
- You refer to 'going to the bathroom' as [downloading].
- Your spouse makes a new rule: 'the computer can't come to bed'.
- You turn on your computer and turn off your spouse.
- Your spouse says communication is important in a marriage, so you buy another computer and install a second phone line so the two of you can chat...
- You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail on the way back to bed.
- You get a tattoo that reads "This body best viewed with Netscape Navigator 3.1 or higher".
- You name your children Eudora, Pegasus and Dotcom.
- You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap and your child in the overhead compartment.
- You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two just for the free Internet access.
- You start using smileys in your snail mail.
- The last girl you picked up was a JPEG.
- Your gravestone will have a quit message instead of RIP.
- There is absolutely no interesting conversation in any of the rooms on mirc, but you stay on just in case you miss something.
- You double click on your tv remote control.
- You can now type over 70 wpm.
- You spend at least 30 minutes making sure everyone says good-bye to you.
- You set your kitchen on fire while cooking dinner because you wanted to see if you had any mail and while you were there you just wanted to "see who's on".
- You have a minicom phone and you aren't deaf.
- You stop going over to your friend's house because they don't have mirc.
- You start typing in your sleep.
- You keep logs on file for the memories.
- You watch tv and you keep saying "that would make a good WAV file!"
- You name your pets after people on mirc.
- You start getting withdrawal symptoms during dinner and raise your hand and say "op me!!!".
- You dream in HTML.
Have yourself a great Easter weekend
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