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Children in Church
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> A little boy was attending his
>first wedding.
>After the service, his cousin asked him,
>"How many women can a man marry?"
>"Sixteen," the boy responded.
>His cousin was amazed that he had an
>answer so quickly.
>"How do you know that?"
>"Easy," the little boy said.
>"All you have to do is add it up, like the pastor said,
>4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer."
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>After a church service on Sunday
>morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother,
>"Mom, I've decided to become
>a minister when I grow up."
>"That's okay with us, but what
>made you decide that?"
>"Well," said the little boy, "I have to go to church on Sunday anyway,
>And I figure it will be more
>fun to stand up and yell, than to sit and listen."
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>A 6-year-old was overheard
>reciting the Lord's Prayer at a church service,
>"And forgive us our trash passes,
>as we forgive those who passed trash against us."
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>A boy was watching his father,
>a pastor, write a sermon.
>"How do you know what to say?" he asked.
>"Why, God tells me."
>"Oh, then why do you keep crossing things out?"
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>A little girl became restless
>as the preacher's sermon dragged on and on.
>Finally, she leaned over to her mother and whispered,
>"Mommy, if we give him the
>money now, will he let us go?"
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>Ms. Terri asked her Sunday School
>class to draw pictures of their favorite Bible stories.
>She was puzzled by Kyle's picture,
>which showed four people on an airplane,
> so she asked him which
>story it was meant to represent.
>"The Flight to Egypt ," was his reply.
>Pointing at each figure, Ms. Terri said,
>"That must be Mary, Joseph, and Baby
>Jesus.
>But who's the fourth person?"
>"Oh, that's Pontius - the pilot!"
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>The Sunday School Teacher asks,
>"Now, Johnny, tell me frankly
>do you say prayers before eating?"
>"No ma'am," little Johnny
>replies, I don't have to.
> My mom is a good cook."
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>This is the best one.
>A little girl was sitting on
>her grandfather's lap as he read her a bedtime story.
>From time to time, she would take her eyes off the book and reach up to touch
>his wrinkled cheek.
>She was alternately stroking
>her own cheek, then his again.
>Finally she spoke up, "Grandpa, did God make you?"
>"Yes, sweetheart," he answered, "God made me a long time ago."
>"Oh," she paused, "Grandpa, did God make me too?"
>"Yes, indeed, honey," he said, "God made you just a little while ago."
>Feeling their respective faces again, she observed,
>"God's getting better at it, isn't
>he ?"
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