Driving to the office this morning on the motorway, I looked over to my right and there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 130K an hour with her face up close to her rear vision mirror putting on her eyeliner! I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane still working on that makeup!! It scared me ( I'm a man ) so much that I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the bacon roll out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten up the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile phone from my ear, which fell into the coffee between my legs, causing it to splash and burn BIG JIM and the TWINS. This caused me to scream, which made me drop the cigarette out of my mouth, ruined my shirt and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL... BLOODY WOMEN DRIVERS !!!!!!

That one is good too. It happens for men and women! Dangerous group they are. Sheri Lynn

John, Ya Over done yourself on that ONE. If Anyone don't haf to hold their sides on that, Their Face may brake If they do smile. Elbert L ( gouardhead ) .

Thanks Elbert, laughter is the best medicine. Love your nickname.