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looking for work?
10/29/2010 3:49:40 PM

looking for work?

A doctor from Israel says: "In Israel the medicine is so advanced that we cut-off part of a man´s testicles, we put it into another man and in 6 weeks he is looking for work"

The German doctor comments:"That´s nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out from a person, we put it into another person´s head and in 4 weeks he is looking for work"

A Russian doctor says: That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half of the heart out from a person, we put it into another persons chest and in 2 weeks he is looking for work.

The US doctor answers immediately: That´s nothing colleagues, you are way behind us....in the USA (almost 2 years ago) we grabbed a person with no brains, no heart and no balls...we put him in as President and now....the whole country is looking for work!!!!!

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RE: looking for work?
10/30/2010 12:46:39 PM
What a hoot, here's another one!

T’was the night before elections

And all through the town

Tempers were flaring

Emotions all up and down

I, in my bathrobe

With a cat in my lap

Had cut off the TV

tired of political clap-trap


When all of a sudden

There arose such a noise

I peered out my window

Saw Obama and his boys


They had come for my wallet

They wanted my pay

To give to the others

Who had not worked a day!


He snatched up my money

And quick as a wink

Jumped back on his bandwagon

As I gagged from the stink


He then rallied his henchmen

Who were pulling his cart

I could tell they were out

To tear my country apart!

‘On Fannie, on Freddie,

On Biden and Ayers!

On Acorn, On Pelosi’

He screamed at the pairs!

They took off for his cause

And as they flew out of sight

I heard him laugh at the nation

Who wouldn’t stand up and fight!


So I leave you to think

On this one final note


IF YOU DON’T WANT SOCIALISM

GET OUT AND VOTE !!!!

GOD BLESS AMERICA , OUR ONLY HOPE!


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