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Every day stuff
10/7/2010 2:03:59 PM

Ponder These

1. Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?

2. Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

3. Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

4. Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

5. On electric toasters, why do they engrave the message "oneslice"? How many pieces of bread do they think people are really gonna try to stuff in that slot?

6. Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

7. Why is it that no plastic garbage bag will open from the end you first try?

8. How do those dead bugs get into those closed light fixtures?

9. Considering all the lint you get in your dryer, if you kept drying your clothes would they eventually just disappear?

10. When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart than apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" When, it isn't all right .

11. Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

12. Is it true that the only difference between a yard sale and a trash pickup is how close to the road the stuff is placed?

13. In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

14. How come we never hear father-in-law jokes?

15. If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try doing it like your wife told you to do it?

16. The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends, if they're okay, then it's you.

Thanks your Friend and Neighbor, Howard
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RE: Every day stuff
10/7/2010 4:45:52 PM
Hi Howard,

A clean house dose mean a broken computer

and number 9, I have wondered about that too, and I bet it is true, if you dryed then long enough there would be nothing left. Oh can you imagine what they may look like. lol

Thanks these are fun.

Myrna
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RE: Every day stuff
10/7/2010 7:34:53 PM

Howard, YES on number 1. Second on number 17.

Thanks,

Sara

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RE: Every day stuff
10/8/2010 11:33:39 AM
Thanks Sara and Myrna my fav is 16
Thanks your Friend and Neighbor, Howard
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