Hi Howard,

Thanks for the Smiles my Friend. You're always a bright spot in my day.

Anyway, Speaking of Dumb!

Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?",

God says: "So you would love her."

"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"

Then God says: "So she would love you."

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Of course, Dumb goes both ways...

As usual, Bob was in trouble. He had forgotten his wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. Sure enough, when his wife woke up, she looked out the window and right there was a box gift-wrapped, in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.

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However, the #1 award for Dumb, goes to this Wife...

A man was driving his wife home after a night out when they stopped by the police.

"Did you know you were speeding, sir?" asked the officer.

"No, I had no idea that I was speeding." replied the husband.

"Of course you were," interrupted the wife. "You're always speeding."

The officer looked at the rear of the vehicle. "And did you know your brake light is broken, sir?"

"No, I had no idea that it was broken." replied the driver.

Again the wife interrupted. "Of course you knew it was broken. You're always saying you'll get it repaired, but you never have."

The officer began to sympathize with the driver. "Does she always talk to you like this?"

"Only when he's drunk." said the wife.

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Have A Happy Weekend,

Phil