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Classifieds-- want adds or wanted
6/10/2010 12:14:58 AM

Classifieds

These classifieds actually ran in a Minneapolis newspaper - a smile for your day.

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER
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8-years old. Hateful little dog. Bites!


FREE PUPPIES:

1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.


FREE PUPPIES.

Mother, AKC German Shepherd.

Father, Super Dog. able to leap tall fences in a single bound.


FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.

Looks like a rat. Been out a while.
Better be a big reward.

COWS: NEVER BRED.

Also 1 gay bull for sale.


NORDIC TRACK

$300 Hardly used, call Chubby.


GEORGIA PEACHES

California grown - 89 cents/lb.


JOINING NUDIST COLONY.

Must sell washer and dryer $300.


WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .

Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.


And the best one?:


FOR SALE BY OWNER:

Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer No longer needed.
Got married last month. Wife knows everything.

Thanks your Friend and Neighbor, Howard
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RE: Classifieds-- want adds or wanted
6/18/2010 11:58:46 AM
Wanted is very specific, i think so.. wants means desire..the desire of wanted to getting the ADDS.. LOL
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