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Ok I'm in Atlanta on business and I get back to the hotel and the desk clerk tells me I had an emergency phone call from my wife...so I take off running ...knocking about 10 people over in the lobby...thinking maybe my in laws have well...passed on...so I get to my room and call her...she tells me my dog, Sluggo, just took a dump on the new carpet... I'm like, 'Shoot him!!....' She goes, "That's just like you, Lee"... I have a genuine problem, and you're being sarcastic...' 'Alright, honey, I'm sorry... Put the dog on the phone... I'll talk to him.'
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