Jayson,
You are Soooooooo right.
Here's a present for you.
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Your prize Leafblower boy
Use it wisely. (Young ladies, skirts, wind blowing........) sorry I'm just a sick old man.
Congratulations Jayson, this is not the only time in life you will meet people that are selfish.
Kudos on keeping your mission focus; this is a personal development you will find useful in the near future.