NEW KIND OF CAR

Two guys sat down for lunch in the office cafeteria. "Hey, whatever 
happened to Pete in payroll?" one asked.

"He got this harebrained notion he was going to build a new kind of car."
his co-worker replied.

"How was he going to do it?"

"He took an engine from a Pontiac, tires from a Chevy, seats from a 
Lincoln, hubcaps from a Caddy and, well, you get the idea."

"So what did he end up with?"

"Ten years in prison."