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Craftie Linda

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Asian Christmas Jokes
12/4/2005 4:18:44 AM
Da night bepor Christmas An all tru da house Nating pas Not eben a mouse. Da children dey nossie all snog on da ploor An Mama puts newspepper Tru da crack on da dor. Den Mama in da stobe Roost up da manuk Steer up da adobo An make bake da biko. Den out on da rud Dey got such a clatter Soun like old manong Pull down da ladder. I run so past To open da dor I trip ober da dog An pull down on da ploor! As I look out da dor In da light ob da moon I thinking "apo, you cresy I'm gitting old too soon." Becus dere on da rud Wer I turn my head Dere's eight carabao Pulling a sled An a little driber Wit a big ishtick I know right away must be St Nick. Mob paster an paster Da carabao dey come He wistle an holler An call dem by nim: "Oy, Boogy! Oy, Ninoy! Oy, Dong!, an' Bebe! Ay, Inday! Ay, Melda! Cory, an Maria!" To da top ob da porch To da top ob da wall Crawl da carabao An dey neber pull. Uncle Onsing's pighting chicken Ober da rooptop he ply Wen da big dog He running by Up to da porch Da carabao he clim! Wit da sled pull of toys An St Nicklas behin. Den on top of da porch roop It soun like hell Wer all dem carabaos Sit down on der till. Den down da chimney I yill por long time As St Nicolas pull down An sit on de pire "Jesus-Maria-Sep!", he exclim "My pant hab a hole Wen I sit down On da rid hot coal," An jump like a cat out to da ploor Where he lan wit a splot! He was dress in pur Prom his head to his poot An his clothes dey all dirty Wit ashes an soot A sock pull ob playting He trow on his back He look like a boorglar An dats por a pahct. His eyes how dey shine His dimple, how mirrey! Mebe he alredy drink Da wine prom da birry. His chik was like a rose His nose like a chirry On secon tought mebe He drink up da shirry. Wit snu-white chin wisker An quibering billy He shik wen he lop Like da strubirry jelly! But a wink in his eye An a shake ob his hid Mik my compidence dot I no nid to be skirred. He don' talk He juss go to his woork Put playting in sock. An den he turn wit a jerk He put bot his han On top ob his hid An look up da chimney An den he said "Wit all dat pire An dat burning hot plim I no go back De sim way I kim." So he run out da door An he clim up da roop He is no pool Por to make one more goop. He jump to his slid An crock his big wip Da carabaos mob down An don mik one slip An I hir him shout loud Wit da carabaos he ply "Mirry Christmas to all! An to all a goodbye!"
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Re: Asian Christmas Jokes
12/5/2005 3:50:06 AM
HI Linda, This is funny as well! Gee, what's next? Thanks for sharing! Marilyn
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