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Craftie Linda

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Top Ten Signs You Know You've Joined A Redneck HMO
11/30/2005 5:05:36 AM
10. Your Viagra prescription includes a Popsicle stick and some duct tape. 9. The only 100% covered expense is embalming. 8. Your Prozac comes in colors and has little "m"s on each pill. 7. Preventive Care Coverage includes "an apple a day". 6. Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month. 5. The Lone Star Bar and Grill is an approved pharmacy. 4. The only proctologist lists his address as Rotorooter. 3. The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles. 2. Directions to the Dr.'s office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park". 1. The annual breast exam is conducted at Hooter's
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Re: Top Ten Signs You Know You've Joined A Redneck HMO
11/30/2005 7:24:04 AM
Top O' The Morning To You Crafte, For years, I would only eat 'em while I was standing on my head - so naturally, I thought they were W & Ws. Bill Dugan Once Again - A Purveyor of Recipe eCookBooks (some folk just never learn) http://www.cookbookfun.com/HolidaySpecial/
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Re: Top Ten Signs You Know You've Joined A Redneck HMO
11/30/2005 8:02:36 AM
LOL That's funny Linda, Thanks for the morning jokes :)
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Re: Top Ten Signs You Know You've Joined A Redneck HMO
11/30/2005 8:03:15 AM
Thanks for chuckle. Don't feel bad Bill my parents were told to get food with letters in it like alphabet soup or something similar to help me learn to read. They got me M and M s. Took me a while to learn to read. Bo
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Re: Top Ten Signs You Know You've Joined A Redneck HMO
11/30/2005 9:24:12 AM
HI Linda, LOL! Those were cute. Thanks for sharing! Marilyn
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