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An elderly couple who were childhood sweethearts had
married & settled down
in their old neighborhood.
To celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary they walk
down to their old
school. There, they hold hands as they find the desk
they shared & where he
had carved "I love you, Sally".
On their way back home, a bag of money falls out of an
armoured car
practically at their feet. She quickly picks it up, &
they don't know what
to do with it so they take it home. There, she counts
the money, & its
fifty-thousand dollars.
The husband says: "We've got to give it back".
She says, "Finders keepers" & puts the money back in
the bag & hides it up
in their attic.
The next day, two FBI men are going from door-to-door
in the neighbourhood
looking for the money show up at their home.
One knocks on the door & says: "Pardon me, but did
either of you find any
money that fell out of an armoured car yesterday?"
She says: "No"..
The husband says: "She's lying. She hid it up in the
attic."
She says: "Don't believe him, he's getting senile."
But the agents sit the man down & begin to question
him.
One says: "Tell us the story from the beginning."
The old man says: "Well, when Sally & I were walking
home from school
yesterday ..."
At this, the FBI guy looks at his partner & says:
"We're outta here ..."
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