Wisdom, from Seniors... -- The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes. -- The nice part about living in a small town is that when you don't know what you're doing, someone else does. -- The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then your body and your fat are really good friends. -- Amazing! You hang something in your closet for awhile and it shrinks two sizes! -- I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are: eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That is my idea of a perfect day! -- I know what Victoria's Secret is. The secret is that nobody older than 30 can fit into their stuff. Hearing Problems... A concerned husband goes to see the family doctor and says, "I think my wife is deaf because she never hears me the first time I say something, in fact, I often have to repeat things over and over again." "Well," the doctor replies, "go home and tonight and stand about 15 feet from her and say something. If she doesn't reply, move about five feet closer and say it again. Keep doing this so we can get an idea about the severity of her deafness." Sure enough, the husband goes home and does exactly as instructed. He starts off about 15 feet from his wife in the kitchen and as she is chopping some vegetables, he says, "Honey, what's for dinner?" He gets no response. He moves about five feet closer and asks again. No reply. He moves five feet closer. Still no reply. He gets fed up and moves right behind her, about an inch away, and asks again, "Honey, what's for dinner?" She replies, "For the fourth time, vegetable stew!" Gisela Santibañez Do you know of anyone who would love to receive FREE long distance? If so, join our Team and get PAID! We'll also give you your very own INCOME GENERATING Shopping Mall for FREE! http://www.telebay.com/gisant