I was inspired to make this forum by my friends Recepies posts and your Thankgivings Holiday. I thought there are some of you who don't realy know how to prepare a turkey. Step 1: Go buy a turkey Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey, scotch, or JD Step 3: Put turkey in the oven Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink Step 7: Turn oven the on Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky Step 9: Turk the bastey Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey Step 16: Floor the turkey up off the pick Step 17: Turk the carvey Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out

Sounds like too much turkey. How about a ham instead? I'll bring the Southern Comfort. Thanks for sharing Anamaria. Kenneth R Sword Jr

Hi Kenneth, Waw, what a "rara avis" at "my turkey" LOL Thanks for taking your time. You may take a ham too, but where is the charm then? :-)

Ana Maria Thanks for the invite Now I know what happens at Thanksgiving Linda

Hi Linda, Always funny :-) I have a question to you my friends: does the turkey have any meening as you eat only turkey at Thanksgiving? Thanks.