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Harlow was fixing a door and he found that he needed a
new hinge, so he
sent his wife Mary to the hardware store. At the
hardware store, Mary saw
a beautiful teapot on a top shelf while she was
waiting for Carl, the manager,
to finish waiting on a customer.
When Carl was finished, Mary asked how much for the
teapot.
Carl replied, "That's silver and it costs $100!"
"My goodness, that sure is a lottamoney!" Mary
exclaimed. Then she
proceeded to describe the hinge that Harlow had sent
her to buy,
and Carl went to the back room to find it.
From the back room Carl yelled, "Mary, you wanna screw
for that hinge?"
Mary replied, "No, but I will for the teapot."
This is why you can't send a woman to a hardware
store.
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