An elderly couple went to their family doctor for their annual Health
Check.
After his exam the doctor said to the elderly man, "You appear to be in
good health. "Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask
me
about?"
"In fact, I do," said the old man. "After I have sex with my wife, the
first time I am usually hot and sweaty.... then, after I have sex with
her the second time, I am usually cold and chilly.
The doctor was unable to offer an explanation.
After examining his elderly wife, the doctor said, "Everything appears
to be fine." "Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to
discuss with me?"
The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns.
The doctor then said to her: Your husband had an unusual concern." "He
claims that he is usually hot and sweaty after having sex with you the
first time, and then cold and chilly after the second time." "Do you
know why?"
"Oh, that crazy old fart," she replied." "That's because the first time
is usually in August and the second time is in January."
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