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A dedicated Teamsters Union worker was attending a
convention in Las
Vegas and, as you would expect, decided to check out
the local brothels nearby.
When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam,
"Is this a union house?"
"No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't." "Well, if I
pay you $100.00, what cut
do
the girls get?" "The house gets $80.00 and the girls
get $20.00."
Mightily offended at such unfair dealings, the man stomped
off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized
shop.
His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam
responded, "Why yes sir,
this IS a Union House." The man asked, And if I pay
you $100.00, what cut
do the girls get?" The girls get $80.00 and the house gets $20." That's more
like it!!!" the UAW man said. He handed the Madam
$100.00, looked around
the room and pointed to a stunningly attractive
blonde. I'd like her for the
night.
" I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam, then gesturing to an 85 year old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has
Seniority."?
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