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Church Bulletin Bloopers
* Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and
other items to be recycled.
Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
* The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to
make calls on people who
are not afflicted with any church.
* Evening massage - 6 p.m.
* The Pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of
the congregation would lend
him their electric girdles for the pancake
breakfast next Sunday morning.
* The audience is asked to remain seated until the
end of the recession.
* Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday
at 7 to 8:30 p.m. Please
use the back door.
* Ushers will eat latecomers.
* The third verse of Blessed Assurance will be sung
without musical
accomplishment.
* For those of you who have children and don't know
it, we have a nursery
downstairs.
* The Rev. Merriwether spoke briefly, much to the
delight of the audience.
* The pastor will preach his farewell message, after
which the choir will
sing, "Break Forth Into Joy."
* During the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed the
rare privilege of hearing
a good sermon when J.F. Stubbs supplied our
pulpit.
* Next Sunday Mrs. Vinson will be soloist for the
morning service. The pastor
will then speak on "It's a Terrible Experience."
* Due to the Rector's illness, Wednesday's healing
services will be
discontinued until further notice.
* Stewardship Offertory: "Jesus Paid It All"
* The music for today's service was all composed by
George Friedrich Handel
in celebration of the 300th anniversary of his
birth.
* Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our
church and community.
* The eighth-graders will be presenting
Shakespeare's Hamlet in the church
basement on Friday at 7 p.m. The congregation is
invited to attend this
tragedy.
* The concert held in Fellowship Hall was a great
success. Special thanks are
due to the minister's daughter, who labored the
whole evening at the piano,
which as usual fell upon her.
* 22 members were present at the church meeting held
at the home of Mrs.
Marsha Crutchfield last evening. Mrs. Crutchfield
and Mrs. Rankin sang a
duet, The Lord Knows Why.
* A song fest was hell at the Methodist church
Wednesday.
* Today's Sermon: HOW MUCH CAN A MAN DRINK? with
hymns from a full choir.
* Hymn 43: "Great God, what do I see here?"
* Preacher: The Rev. Horace Blodgett
* Hymn 47: "Hark! an awful voice is sounding"
* On a church bulletin during the minister's
illness: GOD IS GOOD Dr.
Hargreaves is better.
* Potluck supper: prayer and medication to follow.
* Don't let worry kill you off - let the church
help.
* The 1997 Spring Council Retreat will be hell May
10 and 11.
* Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to
church secretary.
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