Halloween Riddles Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the guts. What do skeletons say before they begin dining? Bone appetit ! What do ghosts serve for dessert? Ice Scream Why do witches fly on brooms? Vacuum cleaner cords aren't long enough When is it bad luck to meet a black cat? When you're a mouse What was the witch's favorite subject in school? Spelling What do you call a friendly dead Egyptian? A chummy mummy What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones What do you call a fat Jack-O-Lantern? A plumpkin Where do baby ghosts go during the day? Dayscare centers Why don't skeletons like parties? They have no body to dance with What kind of mistakes do spooks make? Boo boos What monster flies his kite in a rain storm? Benjamin Frankenstein What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray What was the favorite game at the ghosts' birthday party? Hide and shriek! How does a witch tell time? She looks at her witch watch How does a monster score a football touchdown? He runs over the ghoul line What do the birds sing on Halloween? Twick or Tweet What is Transylvania's national sport? Drac racing Who won the skeleton beauty contest? No body Did you hear what happened to the boy and girl vampires? They loved in vein Which story do all little witches love to hear at bedtime? Ghoul Deluxe and the Three Scares Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party? Because everyone was a goblin! What's the first thing ghosts do when they get in a car? They boo-kle their seatbelts Why do mummies make good employees? They get all wrapped up in their work What surgery does a vampire doctor perform? Fly by night operations What did the ghost buy for his Haunted House? ?Home Moaner's Insurance Why are there fences around cemeteries? Because people are dying to get in Who did Frankenstein take to the prom? His ghoul friend What's a monster's favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack? Count Duckula

Count Duckula indeed... Linda these are great, thanks for sharing. I needed a good belly laugh. Happy Halloween everyone! Lisa :`)

Hi Linda. I am goingto get some of those special leak proof pads to wear when I read your forums. You know just ow to get the old funny bone. I loved this one What did the ghost buy for his Haunted House? ?Home Moaner's Insurance That is the best pun. May you know more treats than tricks this year, if you recognize Halloween over there. If not, may your life simply be a treat, as your humor is to us. Linda

No nasty accidents in this forum please You are all welcome Thanks Linda

HI Linda, WOW! I can't believe you came up with more Halloween jokes. You had so many in that one posting you did a week or so ago. You are absolutely amazing! Thanks so much for the laugh! Take care and God Bless! Marilyn