A survey was conducted by asking women of what they thought of their ass. 85% of women said that they thought that their ass was too big. 10% of women said that they thought that their ass was too small. 5% of women said that they would marry him again.

Hi linda A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he said, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side... You know what?" "What dear?" She asked gently. "I think you bring me bad luck

another one One “ why women keep closed her eyes during love” 2nd “ “ she don’t want to see him happy”

EMAM THANKYOU YOU ARE ALL WELCOME TO POST JOKES LINDA

That is too funny! Kate