This is a good one! ****************************** A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich! The panda yells back at the bartender, "Hey man, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!" The bartender opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda: "A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, distinguished by prominent black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves." *********************************** Thanks everyone for visiting! Leanne Busby http://www.aussie-money-tree.biz

LOL That's pretty funny. Thanks for the Laughs :)

Leanne! This to be a Aussie Joke, it was great!

lol, cute. Thanks for shareing. Marsha Mckinney, FGG Dream Team-Texas

That's a good one...Thank you I needed that one, having abad day here...But I did get a laugh out of that one :) Thanks, Manuel D.