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I couldn't leave before sharing a joke with you.
Hope you don't minde for my avalanche of Forums this night (for me is night :-D )
After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their
car has been stolen. They go to the police station to make a full
report. Then, a detective drives them back to the parking lot to see
if any evidence can be found at the scene of the crime. To their
amazement, the car has been returned.
There is an envelope on the windshield with a note of apology and
two tickets to a music concert. The note reads, "I apologize for
taking your car, but my wife was having a baby and I had to hot-
wire your ignition to rush her to the hospital. Please forgive the
inconvenience. Here are two tickets for tonight's concert of Garth
Brooks, the country-and-western music star."
Their faith in humanity restored, the couple attend the concert and
return home late. They find their house has been robbed. Valuable
goods have been taken from thoughout the house, from basement
to attic. And, there is a note on the door reading, "Well, you still
have your car. I have to put my newly born kid through college
somehow, don't I?"
Now I have to go :-(
See you soon!
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