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Alain 3866 8052 Labelle	To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity... 7/23/2009 5:54:08 PM
	Hi Dear Friends, I received this by email from a friend... Hoping it makes You laugh a little... It's called THERAPY! To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. ! 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Cheques, Write ' For Marijuana' 6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get. 7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'. 9. Sing Along At The Opera. 10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache. 11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!' 12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!' 13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.' And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity 14. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS. Hope You Enjoyed... Blessings, Alain
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Branka 500 2716 Belgra...	Re: To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity... 7/23/2009 5:58:00 PM
	L O L ! NOW THAT REALLY WAS "NOW" (didn`t snitch that from Roger`s topic, but my little brilliant mind did it itself :) ! DEAR ALAIN, YOU LIFTED ME UP, thanks friend! I was born with a healthy level of insanity. Don`t you think so ? H U G S , B.

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Cheryl 1170 2279 Fort W...	Re: To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity... 7/23/2009 6:03:30 PM
	Hello Alain, These are very funny! I loved them all and especially the one about ordering diet water when eating out; & also the one about running towards your car at the Zoo yelling "Run for Your Lives, They're Loose!" That would get my attention! Very good...thanks for sharing these. Cheryl :-)
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Alain 3866 8052 Labelle	Re: To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity... 7/23/2009 6:04:20 PM
	Hey Hey Dearest Branka! So NOW it is my time to lift You UP My Friend... Happy I did so! I sure do agree that You were born with a healthy level of insanity and You sure act as to maintain it healthy My Dear friend ;-) Blessings, HUGGSS Alain
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Alain 3866 8052 Labelle	Re: To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity... 7/23/2009 6:07:34 PM
	Ah Ah Dear Cheryl! It is your turn to visit me after I visited your Insane Pictures Forum ;-) Always great to see You Dear Friend! Blessings, Hugs Alain
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