Unlike the one that denotes a disloyal person or group, this weeks Flying Rhino Award, is awarded to that person who provided humor in the market place.

This was a GREAT week for TGAMM FM . We had our new webmaster over for lunch and bribed him with his favorite Italian meal. His presentations have all been approved and  we are positively excited over all of them. We know you are going to enjoy what will be offered when we lauch out new web site. 

With that said, here is this weeks winner of the Flying Rhino Award !

Thanks for voting by email !

Michael Caron and beautiful wife Shirley in Nashville    [view]

Mr. Michael Caron Location Indianapolis, IN, United States Interests International, Friends, Advertising, Jokes and Quotes, Football, Ancestry, Wholesale, Golf, Cooking, Swimming     Company M&S Public Relations URL View M&S Public Relations's web site

THANK YOU JOE! YOU COULDN`T PICK UP BETTER WINNER. MIKE IS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST PEOPLE HERE. Dearest Mike , CONGRATULATIONS ON WINNING THIS AWARD! My comp and Internet connection are very problematic, I can`t post any graphics or music. I think you`d make a big fun here, so expect me to visit you each day several times. Do not forget to change your underwear, even though it might not being labeled as we can expect. Warm hugs to you and Shirley ! Love, Branka

Hi Joe,

 WOW!!!! I'm so happy I could   but I'll try not to.  This is an award that I never expected to receive.  I've been quite busy lately and haven't been able to get in here as often as I would like, but I see that adsense does not mean gone and forgotten.  Some ask me where I got my sense of humor.  Take a good look at my picture.  There are only two ways to go.  Cry or laugh.  Laughing uses more muscles but,oh well.  When you've had a troubled childhood like mine, you learn to laugh about things. I was the last of ten kids. My mother planned to have more, but when the doctor pulled me out, he took one look at me and slapped my mother.  That's when I knew I was going to have a troubled childhood. While other babies in the neighborhood had rattles, mine was different.  It was attached to a snake. Before I left the house each morning, my mother told me to put on a clean pair of underwear. "You never know when you might be hit by a car." I was very paranoid. 

     When I first saw that Flying Rhino, I got scared.  I thought my ex wife came back to get me.  For those wondering about the Hanes, here it is;

 

               Labels

As I was strolling down the street one day

I glanced at name brand labels along the way

Prices of things that we do buy

Can be real low or priced Sky High.

 

I never cared about who made my clothes

Nor whether the labels even showed

Levi's label caight my eyes

Upon a young girl's swivelling, bouncy thighs.

 

A tall and Lanky Cowboy saundered into view

Bold and Rope Laced Wranglers were given their due

And of course there was Calvin whose last name was Klein

The girl that wore him was looking mighty fine.

 

It does not matterto me that much

If my clothes should have such a fancy touch

Now as we all know that under it all

The secret is covered by a shirt or long Shawl.

 

You can don all your clothes with anyone's name

As long as your undies only are Hanes.

written by

Michael James Caron

Dedicated to Branka Babic

I added this sentimental touch because if iy had nor been for Branka, I would not have known that I won this honor.  I will try my best to fly it with honor.

GOD BLESS YOU

~Mike~  

http://www.countryvalues65.com

 

 

OH MY MIKE HANES!

I AM HONORED BY THIS POEM DEDICATED TO ME.

My son and your friend Luka, who is pretty long time in self-isolation, is ROTFL around ... teasing me greatly, trying to tell me about English as very tricky language.

Poor I and my high-school British English :).

I must read it again.

LOL! You really surprised me nicely.

How many hugs would pay you enough?

(If Shirley permits :) :) :) )

Love,

Branka