Hi Friends!!  Manic Monday better than Panic Punday.  Huh??  Otay:

Join LOTTO MAGIC as a POWER CAPTAIN before the end of this month and I'll help you get your first 2 referrals!  You also have to advertise your link, of course, HELP means HELP, it doesn't mean I'll do it all for you!

Having 2 Power Captains on your first level will break-even your membership cost, so everything you earn in commissions and lottery winnings after that will be basically free for you. http://www.freelottomagic.com/?V7577

I advertise daily on more than 250 Yahoo groups, I'll advertise YOUR Lotto Magic link and also jumpstart anyone who joins under you, if you'll do the same. 

Each member of Lotto Magic gets different combinations of lottery numbers than every other member, you'll be told your numbers when you receive your Welcome Pack (by postal mail) after joining.

Lotto Magic is starting a LEADERSHIP BONUS POOL next month, so everyone who's a Power Captain and has 2 Power Captains on their first level, who ALSO have 2 Power Captains on THEIR first level will be eligible to receive a share of extra CASH from the Leadership Bonus Pool!

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Lotto Magic has been in business worldwide since 1996 and has members in all 50 states and several countries and is registered with an "A" rating with the Better Business Bureau.

You'll get tons of promotional materials for online and offline, lead-generation tools, plus excellent support by email and by phone from the Lotto Magic office in Florida. 

Watch the movie and join as a Power Captain so you'll have tickets in every twice-weekly drawing of Florida Lotto AND 30-state PowerBall, PLUS you'll earn $50 monthly per each Power Captain on your first level AND $4 monthly from every Power Captain on levels 2 thru 5!

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P.S. I went to the recruiting station today, they said all branches are on an over-recruiting freeze until next month!  YAY!!  NOW LET'S BREATHE FIRE WITH LOTTO MAGIC so I won't have to go try to re-enlist again next month!!

Yer bud, Jayson, fire-breathing civilian dragon

THANKS!  The military has been over-recruiting the 17-year olds a year in advance, they are signing up my little GUNGHO brother so they can ship him out next year right after graduation but putting us OLD GUYS on hold!  They shouldn't have thrown me out before, but I guess I had a lack of seriousness for the Air Force, maybe the Army don't care about non-seriousness, I heard they keep everyone, we'll see if I try again next month, they should strike while the iron is hot and not turn people away.  Last September I ran off on the day I was supposed to talk to the recruiters, I bought a big bag of snacks to last all day and sat at the park watching the ducks.  My dad found me later, now I guess its time to grow up and stop fartin around.  OR write a comedy routine and go to the club on open mike night.  I heard ya can't see the audience in the darkness, thats good cuz I dont wanna see a buncha lamers who'd pay that much to watch amatuer comedians anyway. BAHA!! 

Visit my LOTTO MAGIC site and look at the right side to "Enter in the next Florida Lottery drawing FREE!" 

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The ticket WILL be played for you, but tickets are not mailed to you, according to USA lottery laws, no mailing of lottery materials, all tickets from Lotto Magic are kept in the fireproof safe in the Lotto Magic office in Fort Walton Beach, Florida. 

This FREE ticket offer is NOT a free membership in Lotto Magic, there are no free members.  All members of Lotto Magic pay to join. 

"Nobody ever works, nuthin ever gets done...I don't need the aggravation, I'm a lazy slob".  Mick Jagger or Jayson?  Just kidding!  You accomplished more yesterday than you did in the past couple months!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjrOwI-NZMw