Carefully Watch The Old Man
On his 74th
birthday, A man
got a gift
certificate from his
wife. The
certificate paid for
a visit to a
medicine man living
on a nearby
reservation who
was rumored to
have a
wonderful cure
for erectile
dysfunction.
After being
persuaded, he
drove to the
reservation,
handed his ticket
to the
medicine man and
wondered
what he was in
for.
The old man slowly, methodically
produced a
potion, handed it to
him, and with
a grip on his
shoulder,
warned, "This is
powerful
medicine and it must
be respected.
You take only a
teaspoonful
and then say '1-2-3'.
When you do
that, you will
become more
manly than you
have ever been
in your life and
you can
perform as long as you
want."
The man was encouraged. As
he walked
away, he turned and
asked, "How do
I stop the
medicine
from working?"
"Your partner
must say '1-2-3-4,'"
he
responded. "But when she
does,
the
medicine will not work
again
until the next full
moon."
He was very eager to see if it
worked so he
went home,
showered,
shaved, took a
spoonful of
the medicine, and
then invited
his wife to join him
in the
bedroom. When she came
in, he took
off his clothes and said,
"1-2-3!"
Immediately, he was the manliest
of men. His
wife was excited and
began throwing
off her clothes.
And then she
asked, "What was the
1-2-3
for?"
And that, boys and girls, is why
we should
never end our sentences
with a
preposition.
OR ONE COULD END UP
WITH A DANGLING
PARTICIPLE!!
