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Marion 1928 2751 Cumming	BIBLICAL HUMOR (3/28/2009) 3/28/2009 10:24:56 PM
	IT DOESN'T HURT TO HAVE A LITTLE BIBLICAL HUMOR ONCE IN A WHILE... . Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth? A. Ruthless. Q. What do they call pastors in Germany ? A. German Shepherds. Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible? A. Noah He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation. Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible? A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet. Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible? A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury. David's Triumph was heard throughout the land. Also, probably a Honda, because the apostles were all in one Accord. Q.. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible? A. Samson. He brought the house down. Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer ived in Eden ? A. Your mother ate us out of house and home. . Q. Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible? A. Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once. . Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy? A. The area around Jordan The banks were always overflowing. . Q. Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible? A. David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep. . Q. Which Bible character had no parents? A. Joshua, son of Nun. . Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark ? A. Because Noah was standing on the deck. ( Groan ...) . Did you know it's a sin for a woman to make coffee? Yup, it's in the Bible. It says . . "He-brews" Hope you all enjoyed this! Sorry it is not real fancy with all kinds of graphics but I believe the content is more important. Have a Blessed Sunday! Love, Hugs, & Blessings, Marion
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Marion 1928 2751 Cumming	Re: BIBLICAL HUMOR (3/28/2009) 3/29/2009 7:05:03 AM
	Thank YOU Nick! God Bless YOU Brother!!!!! Love, Hugs, & Blessings, Marion
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Alain 3866 8052 Labelle	Re: BIBLICAL HUMOR (3/28/2009) 3/29/2009 8:48:15 AM
	Hello Dearest Marion! Thank You for the good morning laugh... With Friendship, Blessings, Hugs Alain
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Marion 1928 2751 Cumming	Re: BIBLICAL HUMOR (3/28/2009) 3/29/2009 9:56:03 PM
	Hi Alain, You are most welcome! Thank you for stopping by and enjoying. I think there are less and less people that enjoy biblical humor but that's okay I am still trying to plant seeds. Love, Hugs, & Blessings, Marion
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