ATLANTA AIRPORT! You gotta love this one even if you've never lived in the South. Some of you will enjoy this more than others ... Southerners can be so Polite!Atlanta ATC: 'Tower to Saudi Air 511 -- You are cleared to land Eastbound on runway 9RSaudi Air: 'Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on Infidel's' runway 9R - Allah be Praised.'Atlanta ATC: 'Tower to Iran Air 711 -- You are cleared to land Westbound on runway 9R.'Iran Air: 'Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on Infidel's' runway 9R. - Allah is Great.'Pause.....Saudi Air: 'ATLANTA ATC - ATLANTA ATC'Atlanta ATC: 'Go ahead Saudi Air 511.'Saudi Air: 'YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFTS FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE. INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE.'Atlanta ATC: 'Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. Y'all be Careful now and tell Allah 'hey' for us!
Hey Nick,
Got it in the mail this morning and couldn't stop laughing.
You gotta hand it to him though, He was polite till the end. :)
Shalom,
Peter
Thanks for a great morning laugh and showing why the South will rise again. Just good ol'boys from. down on the farm, taking things into our own hands."
Happy St. Patricks Day to you,
Jim
PS: I couldn't find a more appropiate clapper than yours.
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