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Mahlon Grube

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MINIVAN
3/7/2009 3:45:26 PM
A man was driving down the highway late one night when his minivan broke down. He turned on his flashers and tried to get someone's attention to help him. Eventually a Lamborghini Countach pulls up.

"Any chance I could get a lift into town?" said the minivan driver.

"I can do better than that," the man driving the Countach replied. "I've got a V-12 under this hood, I can tow you to the nearest town, no problem. Just honk your horn and flash your lights if I start going too fast."

They head off down the road and eventually come to a stop light and up pulls a Ferrari F40 with a V-10. The F40 began to rev its engine to get the Countach to race. The Countach revs its engine and the light turns green. They fly out of there, and about a half a mile down the road they pass a speed trap.

The officer there watches them pass and radios to base saying, "Base, you will not believe what I just saw. A F40 and a Countach were driving down the road doing about 120 with a minivan honking its horn and flashing its lights trying to pass them!"
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Re: MINIVAN
3/7/2009 7:24:09 PM
Hello Mahlon,

ROFLMBO....Thank you Mahlon, keep them coming...

God Bless,
Gaby

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Re: MINIVAN
3/8/2009 8:05:00 AM
Hi Mahlon,

That was so cute and funny.  Thanks for the smiles and laughter.

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Blessings,
Beryl
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