A man was driving down the highway late one
night when his minivan broke down. He turned on his flashers and tried to get
someone's attention to help him. Eventually a Lamborghini Countach pulls up.
"Any chance I could get a lift into town?" said the minivan driver.
"I can do better than that," the man driving the Countach replied.
"I've got a V-12 under this hood, I can tow you to the nearest town, no
problem. Just honk your horn and flash your lights if I start going too
fast."
They head off down the road and eventually come to a stop light and up pulls a
Ferrari F40 with a V-10. The F40 began to rev its engine to get the Countach to
race. The Countach revs its engine and the light turns green. They fly out of
there, and about a half a mile down the road they pass a speed trap.
The officer there watches them pass and radios to base saying, "Base, you
will not believe what I just saw. A F40 and a Countach were driving down the
road doing about 120 with a minivan honking its horn and flashing its lights
trying to pass them!"
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